Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
hobbit fans, next year at the oscars we will rise. best leading actor, best picture, best cinematography, best costume design, best foreign language film, best documentary, best animated film. we’re taking everything.
"but you have no right!" we have the only right.
Anonymous asked: Favorite joke?
A man walks into a bar and orders apple juice. The bartender says that they don’t serve that but he will order some for the man if he comes back later.
The next day the same man walks into the bar and orders grape juice. The bartender says that they don’t serve that but he will be happy to order some for the man.
The following day the man walks into the bar and orders a glass of milk. The bartender says they don’t carry milk but he will order some for the man.
The next day the man walks into the bar and orders beer. The bartender says, “We don’t have any of that. We had to make room for the apple juice, grape juice, and milk.”
This is literally the worst joke I’ve ever heard